It's the Grays Sports Almanac from Back to the Future Part II with sports statistics from 2000-2050 FOOTBALL ♦ BASEBALL ♦ HOCKEY ♦ GOLF ♦ TENNIS ♦ HORSERACING ♦ SLAMBALL ♦ TRACK ♦ POLO ♦ BOWLING ♦ SURFING ♦ BOXING ♦ ...

It is intended only for an adult audience. Beware: this is a dark, weird, kinky read. The activities depicted therein are dangerous and are not meant to be an example of realistic BDSM.