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Ellen Degeneres Jokes and Quotes

By Tiff

LOL with Ellen everyday. A new joke or quote appears everytime you refresh the page.

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Nice Picture Quotes  HARIOM SHARAN - Mar 10, 2013 - Report this comment

hi check this out http://nicepicturequotes.blogspot.in for love quotes, picture quotes, friendship quotes, sadness quotes, motivational quotes and many more picture quotes.

Thomas Reamer - Jan 11, 2012 - Report this comment

they broke my jewels

Colton Spear - Jan 11, 2012 - Report this comment

i got no balls

Thomas Reamer - Jan 11, 2012 - Report this comment

i used to be a man

Colton Spear - Jan 11, 2012 - Report this comment

i like sexy lesbos but ellen is a sick pig

my tao is Ellen  Anna Costello Wisniewski - Mar 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Can't explain, would sound too weird, but this woman is one of a very few people alive on this planet who connects with my 3rd eye truth space spirit. I've never met her and never will, but I grew up with her struggles for acceptance as a good, reasonable, woman who happened to be a lesbian. What a role model. Thank-you for NOT hiding in the closet like some other high-profile WIMPS whose shadowy lives frustrated and annoyed those of us trying to tell people, hey, a lesbian CAN play a heterosexual romantic lead--produce and/or direct without stabbing anyone or cooking little girl's pet rabbits...we are here, we are queer, we are needed, necessary, as close as your vet, your daughter's teacher, your favorite nurse, nun, talk-show host, jaw-dropping gorgeous straight-seeming leading lady... we ARE everywhere already and we are FINE. If you'd stop persecuting us and MAKING us live shadow lives, we'd be healthier than you all who never stop to examine your life.

same ol'  Anonymous - Jun 9, 2008 - Report this comment

I get the same comments over and over...

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